Sabtu, 13 Oktober 2012
Minggu, 30 Mei 2010
If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ? The one in the sugar bowl !
What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !
What did one centipede say to the other centipede ? You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs ....!
What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ? Your spinning me a yarn here !
What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, "OK, who moved my dog?"
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ? A lid !
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face." "Yes, sir," the boys said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "'It's because yer feet ain't empty."
Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'" A small voice from the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; she's still old, nasty, and wrinkled"
Man: "How's your history paper coming?" Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it's been very helpful. Man: "Really?" Woman: "Yes! I've already located 17 people who sell them!"
"Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl. "Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl. "No." "I'm the principal's daughter." "And do you know who I am?" asked the boy. "No," she replied. "Thank goodness!"
School Principal: I've called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldn't use so often. One is "great" and the other is "lousy." Peter: Certainly, sir. What are they?
Jumat, 22 Januari 2010
They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?" The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with "Your father is fishing in Michigan." The skeptical man said triumphantly, "You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years." "No", replied the super computer immediately. "Your mother's husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout."
The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results. The problem with mathematicians is that they tend to work on toy problems in order to get results. The problem with program verifiers is that they tend to cheat at toy problems in order to get results.
How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb? Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC7500439-001, Multitasking Incadescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of the pages state only "This page intentionally left blank".
A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it ''could not find the printer.'' The user had even tried turning the computer screen to face the printerbut his computer still could not 'see' the printer.
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know that I'm 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, and I'm an accountant. And the guy sitting next to me is 6'2" tall, 225 pounds, and he's an accountant. Now, do you still want to tell that joke?" The first guy says, "No, I don't want to have to explain it two times."
A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary." When he arrived at the hotel, there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows: "Dear Husband, I too am 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Savoy Hotel with my eighteen year old toy boy. Because you are an accountant, you will surely appreciate that l8 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18."
Kamis, 06 Agustus 2009
Hamdi Mayulu dan Endang Sawitri
1) Staf pengajar Fakultas Pertanian, Universitas Mulawarman Samarinda, Mahasiswa Doktor Ilmu Ternak UNDIP; 2) Staf pengajar Fakultas Kedokteran, Universitas Mulawarman Samarinda, Mahasiswa Doktor Ilmu Kedokteran UNDIP.
The biotechnology had been extended in many field, such as agriculture, animal sciences and health sciences, so that purpose the people survive on life. Biotechnology means a technic which change the raw materials to perform the advantage commodities and usefulness by biology transformation for survival of the people life on long time. It is developed with multidisciplinary approach in molecular content. The basic sciences are base primary on biotech development and industry, which utilization of genetic engineering provide new insight for results the broad product. These faithful technology appear many controversy because they are not ensure to safety of biotech engineering transgenic product. The other effects was appeared it that internationally competition in biotechnology product business and marketing. These competition will be rise unrighteousness to development countries because they have not advance technology yet. The scientist who will doing the project research must be aware round as human on the earth. The scientific which can authorized just a view part of God authority and that we are mandatary of God in the earth which commanded for take care of the live equilibrium. The grace of Allah is very excellent, furthermore the people get of highest sciences for their self prosperity. Thus, the scientific can proportionally with ethical and morality. This is philosophy which can hold by our as the logic people to advance of science and knowledge without destroy of ethic and morally both material and spiritual.
Keywords: biotechnology, transgenic, ethical aspect, social aspect, law aspect.
Kata kunci: bioteknologi, transgenik, aspek etika, aspek sosial, aspek hukum.
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KAJIAN DAYA DUKUNG PERKEBUNAN KELAPA SAWIT DAN LIMBAH HASIL OLAHANNYA SEBAGAI BAHAN BAKU PAKAN RUMINANSIA
Penelitian dan pengembangan integrasi ternak di areal perkebunan telah dimulai sejak lama, walaupun penelitian masih terbatas pada pemanfaatan areal di antara tanaman perkebunan atau pemanfaatan limbah hasil perkebunan. Penelitian kajian daya dukung perkebunan kelapa sawit dan hasil olahannya ini terfokus pada kemampuannya menyediakan sumber pakan baru bagi ternak ruminansia. Sampai saat ini penelitian dan pengembangan integrasi ternak dengan tanaman pangan maupun perkebunan mengalami pasang surut yang dipengaruhi oleh berbagai faktor. Faktor pembatas tersebut ternyata diantaranya adalah dana, sumberdaya manusia, kebijakan di bidang perkebunan, fasilitas dan kerjasama antar peneliti.
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